do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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