I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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