Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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