If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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