so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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