I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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