dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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