Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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