I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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