nut hugger
She's JV to your varsity
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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