everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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