I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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