Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm passing your future prison.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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