Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
My pussy is not your playground.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
