took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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