I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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