I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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