What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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