I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
My bed is full of blood and feathers
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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