Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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