I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Pants are for mortals
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