I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i wish my penis had a tongue
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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