Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
