All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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