i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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