Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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