I think I have vodka in my lungs
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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