I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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