So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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