Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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