Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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