whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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