Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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