i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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