one might say we're banned from that church
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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