How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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