Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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