im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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