Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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