I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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