Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
