Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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