Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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