I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
