Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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