Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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