we have officially lost it.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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