All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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