once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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