WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you win again, gameday.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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