exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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