just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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