So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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