there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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